If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You’re a shotgun – bang! What’s up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you’re a sexy mutha-

I’m not normally in the habit of committing violence against my friends. But when my girl Butta told me she was going to interview Idris Elba (he’ll always be Stringer Bell to me) before his gig in DC earlier this year, I seriously thought about how I could get rid of her, hide the body, and transform myself into a 5’3, freckle-faced Tamia look-alike so I could go in her place!

In case I hadn’t mentioned it before, this is the ideal for me, my “type” if you will.

Hell, how could this not be any woman’s type?

As you may or may not know, Stringer is a DJ.

“I’m crazy for you Mr DJJJJJJJ!”

Sorry, a little Yvette Michele “Everyday & Everynight” flashback.

Where was I? Yes, so Stringer is the artist also known as DJ Driis. According to Butta, he’s got mad skillzzzz and had her doin’ the butt ’til the break of dawn like she was at the first House Party with Kid and them.

Check out the interview over at Soul Bounce.

Mmm….gotta love a man with an accent. Makes you wanna shoop!

Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come and give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna…