30 day sex challenge, barack obama campaign, hillary clinton campaign, pastor wirth, relevant church
by vivrant thang on side eye of the week
Hil, you should have gotten the side-eye from me last week, but you’re lucky I was on deadline and not able to rant about your shenanigans. I wish I could say you hadn’t given me any more material this week.
Frankly, I’m pissed with you.
Because your campaign has crashed and burned, I must now *gulp* turn into an Obama stan. We already know I was a supporter, but I still respected those that chose to support you. I even said I could potentially support your candidacy should you
steal win the nod.
Now I can’t see how anyone legitimately thinks you still have a chance in hell.
What was up with all that changing campaign managers midway through the game? That’s like changing coaches in the middle of the Super Bowl. It was messy and distracting. If you can’t handle your business at this juncture, how can we believe you’re ready to go up against the Republicans, let alone right this sinking ship? Your finances are in the toilet. We won’t get into all of your other foolishness. Then you bring in a Black woman to clean up your mess? Sorry Hil, we got out of that business a long time ago.
Now this week she’s trying to make a federal case out of some words Obama used in a speech? Give us a break. No need to ring the alarm. That’s his boy. I steal slick shit that Butta says all the time. Arrest me.
She is grasping at straws and it’s pitiful. Guess America is fed up with getting puff puff passed back and forth between the Bushies and the Clintons.
So Hil, I quit you. Obama has to win the nod. End of story. There is no room for the possibility of a Plan B anymore. Thanks to you, I got to make room on my packed calendar to attend Obamaholic Not So Anonymous Meetings.
Therefore, Hilary Clinton, you get the side eye of the week week week.
On another note, I am giving the definite side-eye to the “Pastor” issuing this so-called 30 Day Sex Challenge in response to the 50% divorce rate. Single people, be celibate for 30 days and connect with yourself (not like that!). Married folks, have sex every day for thirty days straight.
Of course it’s spreading across the web like wildfire. At the time of this posting, the official site for the challenge crashed from all the hits.
My first thought was this was some ole bull-ish. Sexing every day is not going to save a marriage that is crashing and burning. From what I can tell, when it’s bad, you barely want to touch each other and when you do, there’s no miraculous turn-around. The sex was probably not the problem. So hard conversations probably need to take place and that probably needs to be done vertically. I’ve never been married though, so any married or divorced people please school a sista. I’m only guessing here.
However, I wanted to keep an open mind so I did a little more investigating. When I came across this video, ‘Pastor” WirthLESS was on my list!
I’m sure you can cop that booklet for three easy payments of $19.95.
Lawdhamercy what a crock! Besides, he got it all wrong. You don’t need to back that thang up every day. All you need to do to keep your “pet” in line is tell him,” Sit Ubu, sit! Good dog.”
I guess I shouldn’t hate. Watching BET on Sunday mornings can corrupt any “Pastor.” However, I still had to give the good Reverend Doctor the side eye of the week week week.
Let me know what you all think of this sex challenge. Personally, I think it sounds VERY nice in theory, just not feasible. Besides, I know from experience sex can be used to avoid the issues. I don’t see how it can bring them to the forefront in the majority of cases…unless the issue is the sex or lack thereof.
If you don’t want to be taken to the Pet Semetary, don’t read these comments.
dead @ this post
Hillary is in trouble and she knows it. The money is getting low. Obama cannot seem to lose anymore. No one is listening to anything Hillary is saying. So what does she do? She goes and tries to copy videos and speeches of Obama. Then have the nerves to talk down on him using the words of others.
Eventually, she is going to slip and call him a n*gga…and when she does, aw man, there will nowhere in America she can run and hide. lol.
I am not touching what the pastor said…I kind of agree with what he said. Women do need to continously go on a sexual sabbatical. What? y’all do!
vivrant thang said:
I know I was trippin. I was deliriously tired…so much so that when I posted it at midnight or so, I thought it was Friday…which is when it’s supposed to be posted. LOL!
Oh she has already called him all kinds of negro, darkies, jigaboos and porch monkeys. Just not in mixed company. Bill promised her the White House and he didn’t deliver. She probably called him a “nappy headed ho.”I really need to behave myself. I just saw that a business site linked to one of my posts. Oh well…I yam what I yam!
I gotta come over there and get you so you can ‘splain yoself! Da hell do WE need to go on a sabbatical for?! What about ya’ll?! We have our sabbatical 4-5 days a month. That’s enough. *snicker*
I knew eventually you’d turn into an Obama stan. It was just a matter of time.
You know, and I try to be sensible, I really do…but Hillary Clinton has pretty much snapped. I saw her on the news tonight displaying that nasty, NASTY, attitude of hers towards Obama. She said some really damaging things about him. Even went so far as to show pictures which (she feels) allows the public to see him as the Muslim she claims he is. If that isn’t enough I saw where she gave a speech and made a statement about how Obama “thinks the sky is going to open and change will fall from the sky.”
I honestly don’t see how anyone can support her. Actually i will vote for McCain if Obama doesn’t win the democratic nomination. I’m serious. I lost all respect for Hillary Clinton.
Oh yeah, check this video out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kica8hmSdAM
Women act funny when they start having sex with a man. Y’all change. Which, at times, causes the man to also change.
vivrant thang said:
*sigh* You know how I feel about the McCain vote. Particularly since I started working in the political arena, that man is NO friend to anyone that has to work for a living. I know how you feel but PLEASE consider that carefully.
No matter, Obama will win the nomination. There’s just no other way. At this point, I can’t consider another alternative or I will be driven to drink. Seriously.
Funny? Lawd, Don. LOL! Don’t be generalizing though and calling for sabbaticals all willy nilly! I for one do NOT start acting funny. I learned that lesson a LONG time ago! If I have to take a sabbatical, I might start acting funny!
If I have to take a sabbatical, I might start acting funny!
vivrant thang said:
@ Don – It’s the truth!
I almost forgot! I watched that video and I ended up receiving it from someone. I need to blog separately about that. THAT’S what I’m talking about! That’s a TRUE supporter. Not to mention, intelligence like that is so sex-ay!