by vivrant thang on daily news

She’s a brick house
Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
She’s a brick house
The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact,
ain’t holding nothing back.
She’s a brick house
She’s the one, the only one,
who’s built like a amazon

By now I’m sure you’ve seen the latest bikini picture of packing and stacking Serena Williams taken on a Miami beach.  TMZ was so kind to post it with the usual snarky commentary they’ve become famous for.

There isn’t a tennis court big enough to contain Serena Williams’, er, talent! Paging Sir Mix-a-Lot! Serena took her booty out for a stroll in Miami on Thursday — and no injuries were reported.

Nice? You ain’t seen nothing yet. Check out the comments.

She sees herself as a model and fashion designer and thinks she looks fantastic. Another 15 years of trips to KFC should see her truly “blossom” into a frequent flyer that has to pay for 3 seats. 

Now what tiny white girl is going to be able to compete with this monster?….Maybe Black women are not equal to white women—they are built stronger and bigger, and if so, this must be accounted for. So much for equal rights. (WTF? —VT)

 She’s a fat pig, simple as that. That body is gross…. And that booty? Fatty, fat, fat, fat. If it were firm and muscular it wouldn’t look like a stuffed sausage in that too small bikini bottom. (I wonder if it just snapped in two under the strain?) …All you people saying we’re jealous and she’s got a great body need to get yourselves to an eye doctor quick, ‘cuz that chick is a straight up whale. She needs to get herself to Lane Bryant and buy a modest one piece that actually FITS. She should get a sarong while she’s at it. People pay a lot of money to vacation at Miami Beach and they shouldn’t have to look at that butt. (And she didn’t? -VT)

This girl is most definetly on steroids AND Human Growth Hormones. There is no way in hell that she isn’t. If she is passing tests, I would suggest testing her everyday for a month. Then the truth would come out. C’mon look at her, it’s insane. 

THAT’S ONE FREAKIN’ FAT GODDAMN ASS. I WONDER HOW MANY TENNIS BALLS ARE ACTULLY LOST IN THERE. THAT ASS IS AT LEAST 2 PARKING SPACES WIDE…………..

 And now a “sista” gets in the mix and breaks it down.

Serena looks gross. I’m black, naturally thin, and my butt is flat and I’m proud of it. It’s all about the face, not the body. Ask any man and they would prefer pretty face, flat butt rather than ugly face large butt.  (You don’t say! – VT)

She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

These disgusting comments aren’t anything new nor are they surprising. Of course because of her celebrity, Serena will never be able to take a low key stroll on the beach, minding her own business, without being photographed and put on display for ridicule.

When I saw this story on O Hell Nawland went to TMZ to read the comments, the first thing I thought of was Venus Hottentot and how the public dissection of the black woman’s body will never end. When I checked into Racialicious to see what they were saying about it, I see Letoya had the same thought.

Although people have been saying it for years as Serena and Venus systematically smacked down all those “poor tiny white girls” on the tennis court, I am disgusted by accusations that she is a monster all pumped up on the juice attacking defenseless white women. Surely, she can’t just be damn good at what she does and take care of her body, which is what ALL professional athletes are supposed to do. No, that would be too easy. I can look at her and tell that she has to work hard to stay in form because if she goes over to Beyonce’s one too many times for Popeye’s biscuits, it will show. To say that she must be guilty of something illegal that would bring disgrace to the Williams’ place in sports history (and to the sport itself ) because of the size of her ass is ludicrous.

Personally, if I had Serena’s body, I would walk around in a string bikini 24 hours a day and not give a damn what anyone thought about my “big nasty ass.” I’ve never been a woman who was interested in being ultra thin. Real women have curves has always been my theory.

When I weighed more than Shaquille O’Neal, I didn’t dream of a day when I would fit into single digits and have a waif-like figure. My first priority was to get healthy – to be rid of my high blood pressure and borderline diabetes. Even as I lost the weight, I was concerned about my DD cups deflating to B’s. I didn’t want to look like somebody wearing Timbos kicked me square in my ass. The pictures I picked out for inspiration were of women with bodies like Tocarra (when she was on Top Model) and Queen Latifah (post breast reduction).

I won’t say the thoughts expressed in these comments is WPS (white people shit). I’m sure there are plenty of Black people that think Serena’s body is disgusting although I can safely say not many of them are brothers. (From what I’ve seen they have much love for her and all her ASSets.)

Serena, I think you look great, although I admit to having much hateration and holleration for you (and for 42-year old Stacey Dash for that matter.) *sigh*

Vivrant got love for you on this blog. And so do the Commodores. If thinking she looks damn good is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

Commodores, Brick Hoooooussse